W. Bruce Cameron - QuotesChannel

Author : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

12,865,697 quotes searched till now

W. Bruce Cameron

American, Author

Total Quotes : 26

Lucky Seen Infant

As to which is cuter, a puppy or a baby, I'm going to say that probably depends less on the particular puppy and more on the baby. I've seen pictures of me as an infant and consider myself lucky that nobody ever offered my parents the opportunity to trade me for a beagle.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Love Perfect Feel

God invented love, and it is therefore perfect, and dogs are better at celebrating this perfection than we are. When in doubt as to how we should feel, we could do far worse than trying to live life like the dogs.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Art Well-Being Read

I've read that the ancient Chinese art of feng shui can bring a sense of peace, well-being, and positive energy to a home - same as beer.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Falling Some Hours

An ice-fishing shanty is basically a tin outhouse on a frozen lake, except that in an outhouse, the hole has a purpose. In ice fishing, the hole is what you stare at for hours, hoping that at some point you'll break the monotony by falling in.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Through Like Having

Communicating with teenage girls is easy unless you're an adult, and then it's like having someone take a pair of pliers and, one-by-one, yank off your fingernails through your ears.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Independent Individual

I am an independent, strong-willed, free, and unfettered individual who lets his wife decide for him what he wants to eat.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Riding Away Very

I was riding my mountain bike in Colorado, and I met a dog who reminded me so much of my very first dog, in the way she interacted with me, looked at me, and wagged her tail, that I rode away convinced I'd just very possibly met the reincarnated version of my long lost friend.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Over It Feels TV

With my book 'How to Remodel a Man,' I was on 'Oprah,' 'Fox News,' 'The Early Show,' and 'Good Morning America.' 'Oprah' was the best - an hour long segment. TV is so short, you answer a few questions, and then it's over. It feels like a hit-and-run with a camera.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Hidden Been In My Opinion

In my opinion, it has never been proven that food even has calories. When I bite into a hamburger, I see pickle and ketchup and bun and meat, but if there's a calorie in there, it must be hidden.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Need Which Could

With a 3D printer, you could build your own car, one part at a time. When you were finished, you'd have an automobile that is extremely lightweight because it is made of plastic, which is good because you'd need to carry it because it is made of plastic.

- W. Bruce Cameron

People Goes Shop

I know it sounds strange, but I'm one of those people who goes to a coffee shop to drink coffee.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Cute Method Using

My mother taught me to drive using the 'Detroit Method,' where speed limits and traffic lights are taken as cute suggestions.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Bad Through Shoulders

My advice to anybody, including myself, is if you're going through a bad period, and you just can't see the world's on your shoulders and no day is a good day, you're missing the whole point of the experience. And that's something dogs know from the moment they come bounding up to you as a puppy.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Awake Stroll Tucker

My dog Tucker likes to walk late at night because it is a good way to keep me awake. Apparently, the one time I took him for a stroll around midnight represented, to him, a commitment similar to marriage.

- W. Bruce Cameron

United North Part

My parents live in the part of the United States that is Canada. It is so far north that Minnesota lies in the same direction as Miami. They have four distinct seasons: Winter, More Winter, Still More Winter, and That One Day Of Summer.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Give Younger Though

My younger sister looks to me to provide her with advice on how to do her job better - though she's too shy to ask me questions, so I have to give her my opinion on an unsolicited basis.

- W. Bruce Cameron

New Will Yard

Your neighbors will be envious of your 3D printer - and if they're not, just print new neighbors. Design them so they'll like to bring you pies, maybe, or want to do your yard work for you.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Wife Me Most

For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Sports Week Hours

I am the sort of athlete who participates in a lot of winter sports - basketball, for example, is an activity that I'll spend many hours a week watching.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Every Day Them Then

Without a dog, you'd never have anyone demonstrate how important it is to stop every day and smell the roses... and then lift your leg on them.

- W. Bruce Cameron

Showing: 1 out of 2 Pages

Join us on

Newsletter

Subscribe to our weekly Newsletter and stay tuned.