Author : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Victoria Wood

British,  Comedian
Total Quotes : 22
Like Wigs Wearing

Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.

- Victoria Wood

Other Which Very

A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing.

- Victoria Wood

Years Keys Got

I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.

- Victoria Wood

Want Boyfriend Started

All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.

- Victoria Wood

My Life Degree Evenings

I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.

- Victoria Wood

Own My Own Ate

I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.

- Victoria Wood

Not Fair Some Sandwiches

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

- Victoria Wood

Treat Feel Obliged

If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.

- Victoria Wood

Education Picked Could

In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

- Victoria Wood

Like Level Sort

I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.

- Victoria Wood

London Behind Lives

In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.

- Victoria Wood

Blank Used Your

I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write down won't bear any relation to what's in your head and that's always disappointing.

- Victoria Wood

Chance Think I Think

Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.

- Victoria Wood

Believe Feel I Think

My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.

- Victoria Wood

Will Variety TV

Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.

- Victoria Wood

Double Going Which

In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.

- Victoria Wood

Doing Think Always

People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

- Victoria Wood

Education Music Parcel

Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system.

- Victoria Wood

Think Sometimes Telling

I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.

- Victoria Wood

Music Literature Everybody

Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.

- Victoria Wood