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Nancy Cartwright

American,  Actress
Total Quotes : 12
I Am Teachers Authorized

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.

- Nancy Cartwright

Think I Think Does

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.

- Nancy Cartwright

Me Prove Saw

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!

- Nancy Cartwright

Satan Pledge Does

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.

- Nancy Cartwright

Love Voice Making

I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.

- Nancy Cartwright

Principal Okay Kidding

Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.

- Nancy Cartwright

Ignorance Will Expose

I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.

- Nancy Cartwright

Far Will Very

I will not get very far with this attitude.

- Nancy Cartwright

Humor Far Only

The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.

- Nancy Cartwright

Lose Laws Fundamental Laws

The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.

- Nancy Cartwright

Remember Always East

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

- Nancy Cartwright

Voice Through Been

Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.

- Nancy Cartwright