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Nancy Cartwright
American, Actress
Total Quotes : 12
I Am
Teachers
Authorized
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
- Nancy Cartwright
Think
I Think
Does
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
- Nancy Cartwright
Me
Prove
Saw
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
- Nancy Cartwright
Satan
Pledge
Does
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
- Nancy Cartwright
Love
Voice
Making
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
- Nancy Cartwright
Principal
Okay
Kidding
Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
- Nancy Cartwright
Ignorance
Will
Expose
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
- Nancy Cartwright
Far
Will
Very
I will not get very far with this attitude.
- Nancy Cartwright
Humor
Far
Only
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
- Nancy Cartwright
Lose
Laws
Fundamental Laws
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
- Nancy Cartwright
Remember
Always
East
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
- Nancy Cartwright
Voice
Through
Been
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
- Nancy Cartwright
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