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Max Greenfield

American,  Actor
Total Quotes : 23
Love Very Questionable

I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.

- Max Greenfield

Woke Very Madman

I'm just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like... okay.

- Max Greenfield

Saint Finest George

George Wendt is a saint. And one of the finest American actors that we have.

- Max Greenfield

Wedding Ring Engaged

For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.

- Max Greenfield

Four Bar Raising

Another show I really enjoyed working on was 'Raising The Bar.' I did four or five episodes of that show.

- Max Greenfield

Here Other Through

Here's what's nice about life: Sometimes you have ideas and for the most part, they're not good ones. And then you'll follow through with a handful of them and sometimes you'll be pretty disappointed. And then other times you'll follow through and you'll go, 'You know what? It's nice to be right.'

- Max Greenfield

Wife Decorating Literally

I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it.

- Max Greenfield

Deep Ease Appropriate

During a panic attack, I remember that today is just today and that is all that it is. I take a deep breath in and I realize that in this moment I am fine and everything is okay. More importantly, I am reminded that my A.P.C. jeans are so perfectly worn in that they are appropriate for any season and I am suddenly at ease.

- Max Greenfield

Think Rap Bad Rap

I think L.A. gets a bad rap. L.A. is the same as everywhere else.

- Max Greenfield

Feel Anything Anybody

I always feel like people in general are much weirder and insane than anybody really wants to admit. How dare somebody watch anything and go, 'That's not real!' Go on the subway. For five minutes.

- Max Greenfield

Believe I Remember Channel

I remember having a feeling like, 'I can't believe this is happening!' Two years ago I was auditioning for The Disney Channel, and now Paul Rudd is saying, 'Hey man, congratulations on your Emmy nomination!'

- Max Greenfield

Need Like Set

I just never want to be in this situation where I get to set and they're like, 'We rewrote this scene, you're now naked.' I need a little prep work.

- Max Greenfield

Good Back Got

I literally have over a thousand emails in my inbox that need to be returned. I'm sure all of my friends and certain family members are like, 'Oh, look who got nominated for an Emmy and doesn't want to write me an email back!' I need a good few hours to just sit and get on the phone.

- Max Greenfield

Kid Go Some

It is crazy. It's our first kid, and all of a sudden, she identifies letters as what they are, and you go, 'This kid is a genius - she's obviously some sort of savant!'

- Max Greenfield

Other I Think Very

I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. You've got to. My wife and I are honest to a fault with each other, and we're best friends on top of it, so we're very fortunate.

- Max Greenfield

Trust Doing Everybody

So when you go to a set and you just fully trust everybody, you know how hard everybody's working, you know that the people doing it are good and have such a strong vision - that's exactly my experience on 'New Girl,' and what my experience on 'Veronica Mars' was like. Everybody was just so great.

- Max Greenfield

Wife Like Very

If you knew my wife, you'd be like, 'Yeah, you're very married.' She runs the household. I refer to her as 'the greatest director I've ever worked with.'

- Max Greenfield

Sometimes Like Waits

When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want to listen to Tom Waits.

- Max Greenfield

Pilots Audience Smaller

Pilots are so hard because you have to introduce all these characters, you have to hook an audience, and an audience has such a smaller attention span than maybe they used to have.

- Max Greenfield

Away Seven Had

Yeah, a lot of people ask me to take my shirt off, which is aggressive. I wish that I were just one of those guys who was just like, 'You know, look, when I was seven I had a six-pack, and it just never went away.'

- Max Greenfield