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J. B. Smoove

American,  Actor
Total Quotes : 26
Truck Big Dodge

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.

- J. B. Smoove

Red Bull Then Version

I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.

- J. B. Smoove

Hands Big Button

I have big hands. I can't do the touch-screen thing. I'm a button guy. I want to press buttons.

- J. B. Smoove

Repair Spray Buttons

I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.

- J. B. Smoove

Back Fought Roman

I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.

- J. B. Smoove

Hockey Having TV

I am addicted to hockey now. I've seen it on TV, but to be there? I had no idea that white people were having so much fun without me.

- J. B. Smoove

Believe Doing I Believe In

I believe, even when I'm doing my standup or my acting or whatever I'm doing, I believe in painting pictures.

- J. B. Smoove

Thief Steal Ultimate

I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.

- J. B. Smoove

Process Through Determine

I tell people all the time, as I was going through my process of being a comedian or being an actor and a writer at 'SNL,' I tell people that everything you do is all a piece of your puzzle to determine where you're going to end up at.

- J. B. Smoove

Coat Lean Trench

I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.

- J. B. Smoove

Listen Some Other

Improv relies just as much on listening as it does you delivering dialogue. That's the hard for some people. Some people just concentrate on what they're going to say, and they're not listening. You have to listen in order to see where the other person is going to.

- J. B. Smoove

Through Dealing Which

'The ruckus' is different experiences you go through throughout your life which builds your ruckus points up - your tolerance. You've got to have a high tolerance for dealing with stuff all the time.

- J. B. Smoove

My Life Cleaning Washing

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

- J. B. Smoove

Doing Physical Comedy

I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.

- J. B. Smoove

Want Lady Your

You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist?

- J. B. Smoove

Through Tests Guys

Women put guys through tests all the time.

- J. B. Smoove

Love Game Bounce

Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a kid. In my brain, I consider myself the ultimate video game player. The ultimate snack maker.

- J. B. Smoove

New Months Addicted

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

- J. B. Smoove

Shower Dirty Over

You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.

- J. B. Smoove

School High Hallway

I was the hallway clown in high school.

- J. B. Smoove