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Denis Leary

Top 10 Denis Leary Quotes,  American
Total Quotes : 26
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Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.

- Denis Leary

Love Washing I Love

Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.

- Denis Leary

Strike Firefighters Go

Firefighters don't go on strike.

- Denis Leary

Love Fries I Love

I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.

- Denis Leary

Racism Born Naps

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

- Denis Leary

Why Tested Skeletons

Everyone's got skeletons in their closet, and I've got a million in mine, believe me. I tested the envelope; I pushed it. Whenever somebody in authority told me not to do something, I did it just to find out why they said not to do it.

- Denis Leary

Better Prescription

I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.

- Denis Leary

Correct Lot Times

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

- Denis Leary

Stand-Up Comedy Float Our

Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.

- Denis Leary

Big Extended Family Your

Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family.

- Denis Leary

Food Decision Instinct

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

- Denis Leary

Think I Think Jesus

I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.

- Denis Leary

New Here Placed

Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy or a short guy, or anybody not passing the test in a life-or-death job, leads to friction.

- Denis Leary

Rest Separate Cops

What firefighters and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do; basically these people say, 'I'm going to protect all these strangers.'

- Denis Leary

More Guy Fan

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

- Denis Leary

Worry Global About

My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

- Denis Leary

Ice The Only Thing Soon

My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon they'll grow up enough to realize that I suck or that my time has passed, whichever it might be.

- Denis Leary

Other Couple Mass

My cousin Jerry Lucey and five other firefighters died in a warehouse fire in Worcester, Mass. - my hometown - right in the middle of our old neighborhood downtown when a homeless couple started a fire to keep warm and the entire building went up. My cousin died trying to save homeless people who had already left the building.

- Denis Leary

Love Like Area

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

- Denis Leary

Physical Attraction Based

No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.

- Denis Leary