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Amy Sedaris
American, Actress
Total Quotes : 79
Magic
Works
Platter
I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.
- Amy Sedaris
Find
Always
Keep
I always find something to keep me busy.
- Amy Sedaris
Forget
Straight
How
Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.
- Amy Sedaris
Achievement
Year
Projects
I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.
- Amy Sedaris
Going
Imagine
Public
I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.
- Amy Sedaris
I Think
Your
Quick
I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.
- Amy Sedaris
Best
Got
Dad
David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.
- Amy Sedaris
Play
Think
Always
But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.
- Amy Sedaris
Think
Attractive
I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
- Amy Sedaris
Stupid
Always
Which
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
- Amy Sedaris
Inspirational
Me
Books
Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
- Amy Sedaris
Gift
Think
Practical
Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.
- Amy Sedaris
Okay
Couple
Gonna
I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.
- Amy Sedaris
Love
Waiting
Very
I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.
- Amy Sedaris
Color
Camel
Gonna
I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.
- Amy Sedaris
Easter
My Life
Always
I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
- Amy Sedaris
Entertaining
Entertain
I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.
- Amy Sedaris
Work
Like
Public
I like working with the public, and I like that it's really hard work.
- Amy Sedaris
Perfect
Leave
Rather
I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.
- Amy Sedaris
Easter
Cheaper
Greek
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
- Amy Sedaris
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