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Amy Sedaris

American,  Actress
Total Quotes : 79
Magic Works Platter

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.

- Amy Sedaris

Find Always Keep

I always find something to keep me busy.

- Amy Sedaris

Forget Straight How

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

- Amy Sedaris

Going Imagine Public

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.

- Amy Sedaris

Achievement Year Projects

I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.

- Amy Sedaris

I Think Your Quick

I'm not a good storyteller. I always think I'm going to get interrupted, or something's going to get edited. I think that comes from being in a large family, so you have to get your story in really quick or someone cuts you off.

- Amy Sedaris

Best Got Dad

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

- Amy Sedaris

Inspirational Me Books

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

- Amy Sedaris

Gift Think Practical

Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

- Amy Sedaris

Play Think Always

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

- Amy Sedaris

Think Attractive

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

- Amy Sedaris

Stupid Always Which

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

- Amy Sedaris

Okay Couple Gonna

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

- Amy Sedaris

Entertaining Entertain

I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained. I like to be around entertaining people. Even if they're bored, and you're in a convalescent home, there's something entertaining about that, in a way.

- Amy Sedaris

Easter My Life Always

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

- Amy Sedaris

Work Like Public

I like working with the public, and I like that it's really hard work.

- Amy Sedaris

Love Waiting Very

I'm very domestic; I love cleaning. I love cooking. I like waiting on people. I just like to make things. I don't break that down to be weakness, or the only things women can do, or putting me back 20 years.

- Amy Sedaris

Color Camel Gonna

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

- Amy Sedaris

Moment Live

I live in the moment.

- Amy Sedaris

Perfect Leave Rather

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

- Amy Sedaris