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Amy Sedaris

American,  Actress
Total Quotes : 79
Magic Works Platter

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.

- Amy Sedaris

Find Always Keep

I always find something to keep me busy.

- Amy Sedaris

Forget Straight How

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

- Amy Sedaris

Gift Think Practical

Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

- Amy Sedaris

Play Think Always

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

- Amy Sedaris

Think Attractive

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

- Amy Sedaris

Going Imagine Public

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.

- Amy Sedaris

I Am Aging Am

I am an aging Girl Scout.

- Amy Sedaris

Achievement Year Projects

I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.

- Amy Sedaris

Good About Out

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

- Amy Sedaris

Easter My Life Always

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

- Amy Sedaris

Best Got Dad

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

- Amy Sedaris

Inspirational Me Books

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

- Amy Sedaris

Get Married Always Knew

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

- Amy Sedaris

Okay Couple Gonna

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

- Amy Sedaris

Feet Confident Feel

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

- Amy Sedaris

Love Dress How

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

- Amy Sedaris

Desire Carry Movie

I have no desire to carry a movie.

- Amy Sedaris

Stupid Always Which

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

- Amy Sedaris

Help Through Other

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

- Amy Sedaris