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Allan Carr

Director,  Top 100 Quotes
Total Quotes : 17
Love Comedy Beyond

I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me.

- Allan Carr

Ball Very Hugely

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.

- Allan Carr

Falling Like Over

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

- Allan Carr

Bad Vibe Atmosphere

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

- Allan Carr

Believe Lazy Go

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

- Allan Carr

New Very Badly

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof.

- Allan Carr

Think Celebrity Still

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

- Allan Carr

Lose Audience Crucial

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.

- Allan Carr

Think Over Keen

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

- Allan Carr

Want Really Comedian

I didn't really want to be a comedian.

- Allan Carr

Nicole Kidman Loads John

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.

- Allan Carr

Thought College Doing

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.

- Allan Carr

Say Like Philip

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.

- Allan Carr

Think I Think Shakespeare

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

- Allan Carr

Happy Through Half

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I'll be happy. We just get on, and that's half the battle.

- Allan Carr

Turned Paul Newman Newman

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.

- Allan Carr

Aunt Couple Charley

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.

- Allan Carr