Author : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Total Quotes : 180
Woman Needs

Every sitcom needs their straight man or straight woman.

- Aarti Mann

Tell Came

I came up in hip-hop, where people value the ability to tell it straight.

- Adam Mansbach

Music Like

I was stuck with looking like a girl. As soon as I got out of music it was straight off to the hairdressers.

- Adam Rickitt

City Been

Manchester City have been in the doldrums for a while, they came up and went straight back down again.

- Alan Hansen

Needs Everybody

Not everybody needs to go to university; they can get out and start working straight away.

- Alan Sugar

Some Ever

I couldn't ever write a straight crime novel: there'd be an intrusion of weirdness at some point.

- Alastair Reynolds

Forget How

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

- Amy Sedaris

Path Never

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective.

- Andre Gide

See Straight Man

The straight man has the best part. He gets to be in the show and see it, too.

- Andy Griffith

Which Mainstream

I wanted to shoot straight, mainstream, somehow off-beat. Not only realistic West, which is quite unfamiliar to the world's population - even to a lot of Americans.

- Ang Lee

Head Take

I try to keep my head on straight and take nothing for granted.

- Anna Faris

Me Reckoning

My belief in a day of reckoning keeps me on the straight and narrow.

- Albert Gubay

Straight Line

Lawyers have to make a living, and can only do so by inducing people to believe that a straight line is crooked.

- Alfred Nobel

Curious Lesbian

I'm not lesbian; I'm not bisexual; I'm not straight. I'm just curious.

- Alice Walker

I Am Tell

Let me tell you something about myself. I am a straight shooter.

- Anthony Scaramucci

I Am Shooter

I am a straight shooter.

- Anthony Scaramucci

Nature Corners

There are no straight lines or sharp corners in nature. Therefore, buildings must have no straight lines or sharp corners.

- Antoni Gaudi

Straight Line

The straight line belongs to men, the curved one to God.

- Antoni Gaudi

Diplomatic Talker

I am a straight talker. I am not politically correct or diplomatic.

- Anurag Kashyap

Sleep Most

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

- April Winchell

Straight Line

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

- Archimedes

Teach Cannot

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

- Aristophanes

Like Though

I really like comedy because it is really fun to be in - even though you are playing it straight.

- Ashley Thomas


My greatest qualification for writing fiction was my ability to lie with a straight face as a child.

- Ashwin Sanghi

Run Getting

Getting up at 6 A.M. to run is something that keeps you on the straight and narrow.

- Charlie Bewley

School Southern

I went to boarding school Southern, religious, and straight, and I left boarding school not being at all religious and not being straight.

- Chris Hughes


Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe.

- Claud Cockburn

Exist Bisexuality

The adage that you're either gay or straight or you're lying, well, that's not true. Bisexuality does exist.

- Clive Davis

Need Set

I need to set the record straight for myself.

- Corey Clark

Kid Sign

Gosh, all a kid has to do these days is spit straight and he gets forty-thousand dollars to sign.

- Cy Young

Business Like

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain.

- Dale Dauten

Play Straight Man

I'm not a straight man, but I play one on television.

- Dan Butler

Love I Love

Besides, I have a sister who's straight. And I want her to know that I love her and support her.

- Dan Butler

Mistake Imposing

The mistake that straight people made was imposing the monogamous expectation on men. Men were never expected to be monogamous.

- Dan Savage

People Everywhere

Straight people are everywhere!

- Dan Savage

Kid Default

When I was a kid, and I was odd, the default assumption was that I was odd, not that I was gay. Now when a kid is odd in a Greensburg, gay or straight, the default assumption is gay.

- Dan Savage

Almost Discover

To be a straight person and discover you're infertile is almost like discovering you're not a straight person.

- Dan Savage

Everyone Go

Not everyone can or wants to go straight.

- Danny Sugerman

Work Streets

Harlem's streets lead backward, into history, straight to a work such as 'This Was Harlem.'

- Darryl Pinckney


I have got this obsessive compulsive disorder where I have to have everything in a straight line, or everything has to be in pairs.

- David Beckham

His Goes

And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.

- David Coleman

Think Drama

I don't think I could write a straight drama.

- David E. Kelley

World Poems

Poetry gives us courage and sets us straight with the world. Poems are great companions and friends.

- David Whyte

Find Arrow

I'm about as straight an arrow as you'll find out there.

- Deborah Norville

Politics Think

I mean that I think I find the psychology of people more interesting than politics. I think the psychology of politics is more interesting than straight politics.

- Joan Cusack

Hardworking Dad

My dad is a really honest, hardworking, straight guy.

- Joe Lando

My Life Line

I can't draw a straight line to save my life. I just can't draw.

- Joel Courtney

Love Through

You see through love, and that deludes your sight, As what is straight seems crooked through the water.

- John Dryden

Up And Down Very

Hideki Irabu had a very good curveball. Just a straight up and down, swing-and-miss curveball.

- Jorge Posada

Beginning Lord

This fear of the Lord is indeed the beginning of wisdom. This consciousness of sin is the straight pathway to heaven.

- Joseph Barber Lightfoot

Trained Dramatist

I was trained as a straight dramatist.

- Josh Gad

Like Very

I like very straight comedy.

- Judge Reinhold

Someone Less

I couldn't care less if someone is gay or straight.

- Judith Light

Love Nose

I would love to have a nice straight nose, which God never gave me!

- Juhi Chawla

Away Allen

If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.

- Julie Delpy

Most Ever

It was my first straight dramatic role, and the most adult, intelligent one I have ever played.

- June Allyson

Military Able

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.

- Barry Goldwater

Die Country

You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight.

- Barry Goldwater

Boredom Brings

For all the boredom the straight life brings, it's not too bad.

- Gus Van Sant

Treat Other

We need to get our hearts straight. And after we get the hearts straight, we can treat each other straight.

- Benjamin Watson

I Am Hiding

I am determined to live without illusions. I want to look at reality straight. Without hiding.

- Hanif Kureishi

Woman Silent

A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight.

- Bess Truman

Sound Get

Let's get one thing straight: there's no such thing as the Bristol sound.

- Beth Gibbons

Love I Love

I hate being wrong, but I love it when I'm set straight.

- Harlan Ellison

Young Would

I would say for the young: Don't be straight jacketed by ideology. Don't be driven by a structure of ideas.

- Bill Ayers

Guy Couple

I wasn't the guy who got straight As. I got As and Bs and a couple Cs.

- Harry Shum, Jr.

Very Costello

Although in Abbott and Costello, and straight man was first. That's a very interesting concept.

- Harvey Korman

Tie Formal

You're dressed in a tuxedo, you wear a bow tie. A bow tie with a tuxedo is more formal than a straight tie with a tuxedo.

- Bill Nye

Why Go

Why don't you talk, and go straight, and let all be well?

- Black Kettle

Snow Took

We took a straight course up the great snow ridge.

- Hudson Stuck

I Wish Wish

I wish I was Freddie Mercury, straight up.

- Brendon Urie

Theater Come

I come from straight theater.

- Brian Baumgartner

Distance Never

It is of course the nature of historical contraction that the shortest distance to a historical destination is never a straight line.

- Ibrahim Babangida

Made Which

Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved.

- Immanuel Kant

Someone Sons

I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.

- Broderick Crawford

Playing Been

Gay actors have been playing straight since Euripides.

- Bryan Batt

Natural Burial

I want a natural burial. Just straight into the ground in a shroud.

- Caitlin Doughty

Yes Thanks

I went up a straight crooked lane and, I said 'No thanks, yes if yer please.

- Jack Finney

Management Will

What I do will be straight up. Management knows that.

- Carmelo Anthony

Keyboard How

Write. Write. Write. Learn how to revise. No story is perfect straight from the keyboard.

- Carol Berg

Like Shampoo

I like Pantene shampoo and conditioner because my hair is so straight, and I find it gives me a little lift.

- Jacquelyn Jablonski

Son Old

The first film I was in was called 'Straight Time.' I was five-years old, and I was playing my father's son.

- Jake Busey

Cut Screwed

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

- Chanakya

Better Getting

The world is getting better, but not in a straight line.

- James P. Gorman

Dress Play

I was the first man to put on a dress and play it straight. That was something very fresh. Still is.

- Jamie Farr

Love I Love

I'm straight. I. Love. Men. I love men.

- Janina Gavankar

Lot Straight Man

For a straight man, I seem to have to kiss an awful lot of men!

- Dominic West

Think I Think

I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.

- Dylan Thomas

Book Comedy

A comic book and a straight drama all have the same elements. If you're playing tragedy, you have to be aware of the comedy; if you're playing comedy, you have to be aware of the tragedy. If you're playing comic book, you have to be aware of the reality.

- Jeremy Irons

Give Cynicism

It seems to me that the way to remove people's cynicism is, when asked a straight question, to give a straight answer.

- Jeremy Paxman

Eye Always

I want to be able, as days go by, always to look myself straight in the eye.

- Edgar Guest

New Soulful

I have created a new genre. It is a soulful creation that comes straight from my heart.

- Kailash Kher

Shooter Sort

I'm sort of a straight shooter.

- Elizabeth Rodriguez

Hair Fat

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.

- Kate Smith

Curves Up

I'm not straight up and down. I have curves.

- Erika Christensen

Happiness Breakup

No one goes straight to happiness after a breakup.

- Estelle

Mother Rough

We lived in a real rough place but my mother kept me straight.

- Evander Holyfield

Weird Getting

I was a weird animal in high school, doing no work and getting straight A's.

- Ezra Miller

Big Always

I hated my big hair. I always wore it straight.

- Fleur East

Eye Meant

Queer Eye is a makeover show, meant to help our straight brethren.

- Kyan Douglas