Author : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Total Quotes : 69
Big Lobbyists

The crush of lobbyists on Washington and purchase of the media by corporations has created a big business-run government and a worthless press leaving Americans screwed and ill-informed.

- Adam McKay

Die Sentence

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

- Albert Brooks

Think I Think

To be honest, I think kids have got a lot more going on than adults. They've got their heads screwed on a lot better.

- Amy Winehouse

Relationships Most

Families are the deepest, most screwed up relationships that we have.

- Antony Starr

My Life Someone

If I lead my life according to someone else, I've screwed my life up.

- Anushka Sharma

Me Economics

The whole industry is so screwed up by economics. It's disgusting to me.

- Armand Assante

Sometimes Get

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

- Chuck Palahniuk

Away Badly

They screwed up 'Raise the Titanic!' so badly, I stay away from Hollywood. I won't cheat my readers with another piece of crap.

- Clive Cussler

Poorer Actually

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.

- Corey Feldman

Security Connected

From a security perspective, if you're connected, you're screwed.

- Daniel J. Bernstein

Head Some

Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.

- Darrell Hammond

Think More

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities if you think it's more important to get rid of the dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids.

- David Broder

Know Up

I know I screwed up my 'Godzilla.'

- Dean Devlin

Think I Think

I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.

- Jim Hodges

System Tons

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.

- John Kricfalusi

Other Been

More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding of the English language than any other single factor.

- John W. Vessey, Jr.

Survive Weirdly

It takes a lot of energy and creativity to make such screwed up lives carry on. And the kind of will people have to survive, year after year, dealing with that stuff, is weirdly impressive.

- Jon McGregor

Hair Wish

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair. I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.

- Julie Harris

Shoulders Been

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

- Ben Hogan

Grandmother Been

The latest page I've been working is about the organization of the pantheon of the gods. Who's indebted to whom, how they are related, who screwed whose uncle or grandmother, all of that.

- Ben Nicholson

Like Strings

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.

- Henry George Bohn

Best Circumstances

We're all flawed, but basically, effective managers are people whose flaws are not fatal under the circumstances. Maybe the best managers are simply ordinary, healthy people who aren't too screwed up.

- Henry Mintzberg

Excuses Come

It takes guts to realize you screwed up and to then come clean without any excuses.

- Brandon Webb

May Turned

I've got my head screwed on in the right direction, for the most part. It may be turned a little bit to the left, but we're getting there.

- Brantley Gilbert

Computers Average

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user can do to ensure his security. My first answer is usually 'Nothing; you're screwed'.

- Bruce Schneier

Almost Some

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.

- Captain Beefheart

Mistake Ring

When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake.

- Jake Roberts

Cut Straight

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

- Chanakya

Own Garbage

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

- Demetri Martin

Health Equalizer

The great equalizer is health. If you don't have it, you're screwed.

- Jami Gertz

Play Some

When I tried to play something and screwed up, I'd hear some other note that would come into play. Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.

- Dimebag Darrell

Think Wire

No, I don't think 'The Wire' screwed up my career at all.

- Dominic West

Government Depend

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed.

- Drew Carey

Fact Very

I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up.

- Jenny Lawson

Better Actor

That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better.

- Jeri Ryan

Voice Everybody

Rock and roll kind of screwed up my voice poetically. I found myself having this 'Beat' voice in my poems. It was like this self-fulfilled prophecy because everybody was calling me this rock poet, this Beat poet.

- Jim Carroll

Singing Happen

Or if I have my head in the results, I can't work with what I have, because I'm trying to force something to happen. And with singing, any time you force it, you tighten up. If you tighten up, you're screwed, nothing will work.

- Kathy Mattea

Parking Going

If I start outsourcing all my navigation to a little talking box in my car, I'm sort of screwed. I'm going to lose my car in the parking lot every single time.

- Ken Jennings

My Life Very

My children are the thing that make life work because, you know, I screwed up my life, and I know it was me, and it was really hard because it was so public, and that was very, very hard.

- Kimberly Quinn

Compete Officer

Any Ambassador or Foreign Service Officer who has his or her head screwed on right knows that the U.S. position in the world is far more dependent on our ability to compete in world markets.

- Lawrence Eagleburger

Product Making

Once you start thinking more about where you want to be than about making the best product, you're screwed.

- Linus Torvalds

Song Always

If you forget the words to your own song, you can always claim artistic license. Forget the words to the national anthem, and you're screwed.

- Lyle Lovett

Think Means

You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.

- Peyton Manning

Think I Think

I think people imagine going back to a time when they knew who they were and they knew what the circumstances were - if you screwed up it was your fault.

- Gore Verbinski

Human Being Normal

I'm a normal, horrible, screwed up human being like everyone else. I mean, I'm not horrible person, but I'm just as screwed up as anybody.

- Thomas Rhett

Men Laid

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

- Quentin Crisp

Admire Really

I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.

- Thora Birch

Through Still

In the early 2000s, I was going through a lot. I didn't have my head screwed on right. Where I was at as a man, I was still growing up.

- Raekwon

Through Falls

I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.

- Tim Roth

Country Southern

In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.

- Saul Bellow

Needs Suburbs

Life is not living in the suburbs with a white picket fence. That's not life. Somehow our American culture has made it out that that's what life needs to be - and that if it's not that, it's all screwed up. It's not.

- Tom Brady

Deserve Been

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

- Sean Connery

Think Everybody

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.

- Mariah Carey

Always Wins

As history has repeatedly proven, one trade tariff begets another, then another - until you've got a full-blown trade war. No one ever wins, and consumers always get screwed.

- Mark McKinnon

Air Fact

The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.

- Trevor Dunn

Well Up

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

- Richard M. Nixon

Country Next

Those days if you drove cross country and you broke down on the side of the road, and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station, you knew you were so screwed.

- Rob Zombie

More Goes

One of the torturous things about my job is that, as time goes on, you get more and more clarity on all the things you've screwed up and all the mistakes you've made.

- Matt Cohler

Some Go

Some actors go, 'Bing!' and suddenly they're being paid huge sums. Me, I seem to get screwed every time.

- Matthew Goode

Like Made

I'm fascinated by the people I grew up with and the mistakes I made - and God, I have screwed up. I like writing about where it all went off course.

- Pat Conroy

Book Could

Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I could say: 'No, I didn't screw up.'

- Robert M. Pirsig

Me Typical

I've screwed up and I've overcommitted and it's typical of me.

- Robert Metcalfe

Getting Traps

There are so many traps, so many ways of getting screwed in this business.

- Max Martin

Costs Hospitals

Medical costs are soaring because our health-care system is totally screwed up. Doctors and hospitals have every incentive to spend on unnecessary tests, drugs, and procedures.

- Robert Reich

Reaction Planned

I haven't planned a reaction on anything... If you do, you've screwed up.

- William Hurt

Small Very

I went in with Jack and Leslie, into this room that was lined with brick, and there on the side I can remember very clearly was this small model with plates for the bases - the original model with everything screwed together.

- Sydney Brenner

School Putting

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building. I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.

- Ronald Biggs

Like Tell

The Oakland clubhouse is a wonderful place. A lot of these guys feel like rejects. They were rejects and they feel - they can tell you how baseball screwed up.

- Michael Lewis

Knee Fell

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.

- Zakk Wylde