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Loni Love

American,  Comedian
Total Quotes : 26
Girl Scouts Projects Took

Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things.

- Loni Love

Broke Being Broke Kidding

I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding.

- Loni Love

Studying Always Been

I've been studying myself because I always want to improve.

- Loni Love

Myself College Comedy

I did all this standup comedy in college, and from that point on, I tried to develop myself and get my name back out there.

- Loni Love

Tell About Moved

I'm hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That's why I tell people you've got to watch 'The Real.' We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it.

- Loni Love

Manager Move Sure

At my job, my manager had a massive heart attack; we had layoffs. It made me realize that nothing is certain, nothing is for sure, and if I'm going to make a move, I gotta make a move now.

- Loni Love

My Life Having Perfectly

I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships.

- Loni Love

Doing Some Stage Fright

I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view.

- Loni Love

Relationships Like About

I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships.

- Loni Love

Yourself Honest Rule

The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids.

- Loni Love

Door Feet Like

Men don't know how to act like men sometimes. Take the trash out. Open up the door. Rub my feet. I mean, it's a two-way street!

- Loni Love

Think Offensive Audiences

I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not.

- Loni Love

I Am Crazy Person

I am the funny, crazy person.

- Loni Love

Karma Kind Took

Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.

- Loni Love

Career Wasting Perfectly

I will never say never, but I can tell you right now - I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I just - I really - I'm an entertainer, and the thing that I'd decided to work on was my career, and I decided the energy that I was putting in certain relationships - I was really kind of wasting my time, and I knew it.

- Loni Love

Celebrate Why Shows

Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows.

- Loni Love

Famous Kid Different Type

I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it.

- Loni Love

Sound Mail Excited

When we heard that little dial-up sound, that eeeeee, and then you connected, and you then go and you check your mail and you get that 'you got mail,' you were excited. I mean, that was the thing.

- Loni Love

Love Other Gays

Seriously, I love my gays. They accept me, and I accept them. Imperfections and all, we accept each other.

- Loni Love

Here Which Entertain

I worked harder at my craft, and it took some time, but here I am today doing what I want to do, which is entertain people.

- Loni Love