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Bill Burr

American,  Comedian
Total Quotes : 26
Empathy Mindset Having

As far as my mindset changing, I see myself having more empathy in my older age.

- Bill Burr

Everyone Place Should

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.

- Bill Burr

Sort Meanest Sadistic

I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.

- Bill Burr

Looking Back Bad Back

Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you're trying to spell? What do you end up getting, you end up getting, like, a question mark. You got a million dollars of technology just looking back at you like, 'You got me, buddy. Which is pretty amazing because I have all the words.'

- Bill Burr

Humor Kind Hilarious

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

- Bill Burr

I Am Stage Most

I'm not going to lie. I am a psycho. Luckily, I get most of it out on stage.

- Bill Burr

Great Total Freedom Total

Podcasting is great. Total freedom.

- Bill Burr

Doing Learned About

I've battled with that type of stuff, but what I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned about depression and how to combat it. I don't have clinical, but I've definitely had my bouts with it.

- Bill Burr

Mom Sometimes Dad

I gotta be honest with you. I'm kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?

- Bill Burr

Small Crowd Took

I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.

- Bill Burr

Doing Hours And Hours

If you do live shows long enough as a comedian, you can still hear that rhythm of laughing. It's ingrained in you, and it's not something you can really teach somebody. It comes from doing hours and hours and hours and years and decades on stage, performing in front of live crowds.

- Bill Burr

Play Movie Sell

If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good for me; I'm good.

- Bill Burr

Doing Trump Been

People focus too much on whether there's a Democrat or a Republican in office. It's not like this guy Kim-Jong Un got into power the second Trump got into power. It's not like he wasn't a problem. It's not like we haven't had warmongers. It's not like corporations haven't been the main influence on what we're doing around the world.

- Bill Burr

Used Instance Classes

I like finding stuff that I suck at and trying to get better. So I'm taking classes, getting myself comfortable in an acting scene. You've got to work out those ticks. For instance, standing up used to be really hard for me. I act much better if I'm sitting down.

- Bill Burr

Kid Going Human Being

What happens is when you have a kid, you are a unique human being, so you are going to have a unique experience. No one can really tell you what youre going to feel.

- Bill Burr

Best Ever Saw

Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.

- Bill Burr

Think Hours I Think

My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would be hard to find a guy who's logged more hours than that guy.

- Bill Burr

I Think Role Some

I think some people really change when they become a dad. Like, I've changed in different ways. I - but, like, my comedy hasn't changed. And I've also seen people do that where you become this - you become a dad, and then all of a sudden, you're trying to be a role model.

- Bill Burr

Doing Everybody Some

I think it's hilarious the way Obama is depicted post-presidency. He's always kayaking or playing jai alai like he's some retired athlete or something. Like he wasn't doing the exact same thing everybody else was doing.

- Bill Burr

Country Show Run

The Giants beating the undefeated Patriots, that's all a joke. The star of a reality show is going to run the country. The guy who decided if Bret Michaels or Cyndi Lauper would make a better CEO for a company that doesn't exist is going to be running stuff.

- Bill Burr