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Bam Margera

American,  Celebrity
Total Quotes : 26
Paint Say Mostly

I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.

- Bam Margera

Feel Like Dad

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

- Bam Margera

Stupid Think Happen

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

- Bam Margera

Doing Pretty Been

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

- Bam Margera

Paris Like Much

I don't like Paris so much.

- Bam Margera

Media Pennsylvania Regular

I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.

- Bam Margera

Play Over It Basement

I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.

- Bam Margera

Lost Crying Been

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

- Bam Margera

Doing Have Fun Miserable

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

- Bam Margera

Country Like Capital

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

- Bam Margera

Voice Uncle TV

My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.

- Bam Margera

Image About Kinda

It's kinda all about image.

- Bam Margera

Always Actually Ever

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.

- Bam Margera

Giving Silly MTV

I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of money.

- Bam Margera

Wasting Like Felt

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.

- Bam Margera

Minutes Tried 15 Minutes

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

- Bam Margera

House Here Offices

The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks.

- Bam Margera

Messed Up Never Messed

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

- Bam Margera

Sometimes Like Wake

Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.

- Bam Margera

Sometimes Break Break Up

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them.

- Bam Margera