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Amy Sedaris

American,  Actress
Total Quotes : 79
Find Always Keep

I always find something to keep me busy.

- Amy Sedaris

Forget Straight How

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

- Amy Sedaris

Get Married Always Knew

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

- Amy Sedaris

Gift Think Practical

Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a little thing you think is cute 'cause you made it, just forget it.

- Amy Sedaris

Going Imagine Public

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.

- Amy Sedaris

I Am Aging Am

I am an aging Girl Scout.

- Amy Sedaris

Achievement Year Projects

I always liked my teachers, and I was in a lot of after-school projects. I was a Girl Scout until my senior year, when I couldn't be a Girl Scout anymore. I was in clubs like Junior Achievement, and I ran track and field. My grades were good, but then toward 11th grade they were nothing. I always went to summer school.

- Amy Sedaris

Play Think Always

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

- Amy Sedaris

Best Got Dad

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

- Amy Sedaris

Perfect Leave Rather

I'd rather have a part where you walk into a room and you leave. That's perfect for me.

- Amy Sedaris

Ideas Feel Get

I feel so free and open to ideas, and I get inspired by everything.

- Amy Sedaris

Feet Confident Feel

I feel confident writing on my feet with improv, but it's different when you're sitting down and writing it out.

- Amy Sedaris

Good About Out

I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.

- Amy Sedaris

Think Pretty Willing

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

- Amy Sedaris

Think Attractive

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

- Amy Sedaris

Stupid Always Which

I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.

- Amy Sedaris

Help Through Other

I just like to have the ideas. Other people can help see them through.

- Amy Sedaris

Love Dress How

But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.

- Amy Sedaris

Inspirational Me Books

Books are challenging and inspirational to me.

- Amy Sedaris

Okay Couple Gonna

I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.

- Amy Sedaris