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Adam Carolla

American,  Entertainer
Total Quotes : 78
Computers Know About

I don't know anything about computers.

- Adam Carolla

Love Doing Own

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

- Adam Carolla

Work Insurance Think

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

- Adam Carolla

Thought Will Anybody

I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.

- Adam Carolla

Work Money Want

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

- Adam Carolla

Never Person Another

I'd never hurt another person.

- Adam Carolla

Yogurt Other Desserts

I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.

- Adam Carolla

Hollywood Everyone Town

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

- Adam Carolla

Other Read Reader

No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

- Adam Carolla

Behind More Going

I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.

- Adam Carolla

Lazy Never Bought

I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'

- Adam Carolla

Nothing Compelling About

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.

- Adam Carolla

Drama See Making

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

- Adam Carolla

Start Want Half

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

- Adam Carolla

Business Focus Want

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

- Adam Carolla

Chicken Some Peasant

I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

- Adam Carolla

TV Before Almost

I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.

- Adam Carolla

Happen Burn Masculine

I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

- Adam Carolla

Education Kind Like

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.

- Adam Carolla

Stupid Dumb Lot

People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.

- Adam Carolla